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RChappo
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:02 pm    Post subject: Missed opportunity.... Reply with quote

We've all done it, passed up a definite shag in our time. But my brother in law just infuriated me last night me by passing on a gild edged chance to dip his wick.

Now my BIL is a lovely fella, 22 yo, quite shy and I suspect still in possession of his "cherry".

So we all go over to the family home at the weekend for a party to celebrate the Chinese New Year (the missus is half asian remember). Now these are usually quite dull affairs but this one was brightened up by the presence of two 19 year old Korean girls (friends of a friend etc), both of whom were gorgeous....really pretty and friendly girls.

We all get chatting and as the night wore on my BIL and one of the girls seemed to be getting on like a house on fire and eventually separated themselves from the rest of us and sat entranced with each other. Myself and the Mrs commented to each other that my BIL seemed to be "in there" and congratulated him for his good fortune.

Anyway before the party broke up the BIL had got the girls phone number and lent her some DVDs etc..so it was a good excuse to see her again etc

So last night the girl calls my BIL up and invites him around to her place for dinner. She said she would cook him a nice meal, they could watch a film etc etc. Now you would think this would be a home run and you'd jump at the chance, right? My BIL refuses to go!!!!! Why????????????????????????????????????????????

The reason he didn't go was that the girl had asked him if he wouldn't mind bringing some beers or a bottle of wine over with him to have with their dinner, but because the girl is "only" 19 my BIL freaked out because she is not of drinking age here (drinking age is 21) and he didn't want to break the law by supplying alcohol to a minor!! LOL

I was livid with him!!!! She was as fit as fuck!!!!!!

Soft lad!!!!!

I can't imagine any British lad at 22yo passing up a shag in such a way.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jesus. he just turned down a free hot meal! numpty.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

Right, he should have gone, ate the food and then left if he didn't want to shag her....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

one of my flaws is that i very rarely pass off an opportunity to rumble in the jungle.

perhaps that is also one of my good points too.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the law would be very proud of him. maybe he's gay?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This just rams home my point that men are strange. Now that poor girl is probably confused as f*ck...like thinking to herself - "what did I do wrong?? I thought he liked me?? He seemed to like me?"

Oh well, his loss it sounds like. Maybe like Pah said, he's gay???

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