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Turtlebonce
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whenever i listen to level 42, i always need a lift.
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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I'll only enter buildings with 42 levels, in respect for their hard work.
Thaaaattt's not true! |
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mentalist
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, Level 42. So much better then Level 41. They were shit.
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Turtlebonce
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:49 am Post subject: |
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The only way is up when you start with level 42!
That literally doesnt work.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:13 am Post subject: |
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Yazz it does.
(oh fuck me  )
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Turtlebonce
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:18 am Post subject: |
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Get in there!
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:18 am Post subject: |
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| We weren't even doing jokes about Yazz, though. It was very much a Level 42 theme. Please sort this out, I won't stand for shoddy and rebellious jokes. |
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RChappo
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Daaaaan will now be marking your jokes and rating them on a scale of 1 to 10.
(Oh come on now, you know...marking?...Mark King? geddit???)
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Pah.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Mobius wrote: | *
Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
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Playing with Hair on crotch ---"i've got crabs?" |
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Delphi
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| Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Mobius wrote: | Methods of Love...
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're deffinitely in Love.
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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Although this is all very sweet it's a bunch of hogwash...particularly the crap about the what - haircolor and eyecolor was it? I already can't remember such tripe! And if the man is bald what then? How does that factor into the study? And do two people ever really have EXACTLY the same hair color? Why am I even resonding to this???
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Because you care. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:47 am Post subject: |
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| Delphi wrote: |
Although this is all very sweet it's a bunch of hogwash...particularly the crap about the what - haircolor and eyecolor was it? I already can't remember such tripe! And if the man is bald what then? How does that factor into the study? And do two people ever really have EXACTLY the same hair color? Why am I even resonding to this??? |
You still posted it again so you wouldn't get a years bad luck though!
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